Socks got into People Magazine last week. There used to be multiple copies around the house but Cousin Oliver sure loves to shred things. Luckily, I know how to run a scanner:
Nobody even spoke to me about posing! I’d have given them a diva look that would have sold thousands of extra copies. Instead, we have to have little Lord Flaunteroy there acting like he’s all class. The reason Fatty looks so messed up was from hours of getting Socks to pose in that position, resulting in quite the hairstyle. Enjoy fame, Fatty!
I’ll be awaiting my call from Cat Fancy for my cover shot. I’m waiting…


8 comments ↓
OMG! @sockington! i love you. thanks for posting this, Fatty. Y’all make my day everyday.
So glad Socks hasn’t sold out – Yo Fatty, you rock too!!!
Miss Penny you will not only be on the cover of Cat Fancy you will be the centerfold!
Socks, great; Scott, evil twin?
Sockington,you are the BOMB !!!!
Dear Sockington,
We were most impressed by the People Magazine article about you that our person read to us. We’ve never been tempted to join Twitter…until now.
Enjoy Your Fame,
Mariah and Lily, the Siamese Sisters
>^~,~^^~,~^<
Sockington,you are the BOMB !!!!
Hate to nitpick, but dude’s name is actually “Little Lord Fauntleroy.” Trust me. I’m old.